Here at Metry Guy headquaters, we are slowly working toward a site re-launch. This blog/site worked for many years, but remained largely unchanged. Our people* are slowly updating and overhauling our social media presence**, so keep checking in for new content!
*by people, we mean our ‘writer in residence’ that requires primarily caffeine for motivation
**by social media presence, we mean all the apps and sites we have time to update. Damn, but the internet is a big honking place!